Purple Poop

Gym Stories

There was this fucking hot blonde new girl who walked into the gym with the most gorgeous arms I’ve ever seen today. I thought fucking Beats girl had beautiful shoulders, no way, this girl, was legit body building training, her arms were sooooooo cut, and it was just….Ngh. I think I had a raging Deltoid boner for her all day today. She had a personal trainer yelling at her to push out like 3 more reps and like fuck me, sign me up too please. 

But she was using low weights. Her shoulders were as big as mine I think (just really cut) and she was lifting relatively light weights (Shoulders are tricky to work out and you generally want to stick to lighter weights) but I was shocked because I was lifting more than her. However she was pushing the reps out like a mother fucker. She prolly did a 1,000 reps today. On just shoulders. ON SHOULDERS.  

And she was the perfect type of blonde, ponytail up high on her head, and she had the perfect blue tight work out top on and was wearing black capris pants and just ugghnbfghnb it’s like she jumped out of my /fit/ girl folder and into my gym, it was fucking great. 

Unfortunately I went to the gym early tonight so I doubt I’ll ever see her again >:( 

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