watch and learn reiner,watch and learn
It just dawned on my how fucking hilarious the Dangan Ronpa trophies are
>Schools out for summer
>Schools out forever
>Lost in Scanlation (100% friend Hifumi)
>The sixth nonsense (100% with Yasuhiro)
>The french Disconnection (100% with Celeste)
>Seriously, You shouldn’t have (buy every present)
>9 coins, 9 purses, 9 bears (need 999 coins)
>Despair’s Last Reward (a nod to the Virtues Last reward series)
no I mean I assume all chicks are straight until proven otherwise so it’s plausible chicks that I am hitting on assume all chicks are etc. as well, therefore assuming I’m just being nice as opposed to registering that oh hey look at that this person is attempting to court my ass
I’ve literally taken chicks on dates and hit on them consistently [one of them for straight up like two years until she confessed her feelings for me and said she had been avoiding me because she didn’t want to ~betray my platonic affections~ like what no]
all i know is
that i can GO HOME w a woman, and still have her assume I’m straight
(until we done then she been well versed in the fact that i aint experimenting here)
i think we need to flirt harder
You could tongue fuck her and she’ll still think you’re just being nice. Like literally where IS the line?
Let’s play a game.
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you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
You trip and fall to your death.
Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.
"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"
"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”
"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."
"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."
"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"
"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"
"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."
"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."
"Right. The archer in the tree just shot himself in the foot. With a Longbow. He is now pinned to the tree with a clothyard shaft. Oh look. You’re all next."